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Novus ordo seclorum Illuminati of the Grand Recursive Order of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus

il.lu.mi.na.ti -- \il-.u:-m*-'na:t-e-\ n [It & NL; It, fr. NL, fr. L, pl. of illuminatus] pl cap 1: any of various groups claiming special usu. religious enlightenment 2: persons who are or who claim to be unusually enlightened

Illuminati, the song

What the heck is a fnord?

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If a tree were to fall in the forest, and no one was around to hear it. What would it sound like? Answer.

Principia Discordia

The Unofficial Robert Anton Wilson Homepages

Other Conspiracies

Book of DALETH
The Scheme Underground
The Freemasonry FAQ
describes why the Masons aren't a conspiracy, even though the Illuminati claim that they are.
Spooks on-line!
It's the Central Intelligence Agency Home Page!
Illuminati Online
Foundation for Neo-cognitive & Ontologoical Research and Development
Declassified Intelligence Satellite Photographs
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...